Have a Cluckety Cluck Cluck Day

The final season of LOST kicks off tonight, and though I am a fan I will not be watching as I’ll be managing FPNYC, hawking wares, getting ready for a big Wednesday, and generally covering for other Lostie employees. Who’s a sweet fella? This guy. There will, however, be a screening of tonight’s episode @ Casa de Ayers soon thereafter.

For those of you who will be watching I offer this bit of perspective from the Onion News Network…


So enjoy, friends. But please, spare the rest of humanity. No public postulating or theorizing (s’funny how LOST discussions in social settings have become bigger conversation faux pas than religion and politics in some circles), and NO SPOILING.

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Jeff Ayers is a NYC native and the General Manager of Forbidden Planet where he has worked since 1995. Email links, stories, news, tips, gossip, secrets of the universe to: jeff@fpnyc.com Follow him on Twitter (@jeffayers and @fpnyc) or find him on Facebook using the link below.