Schwarzenegger keeps ‘Conan’ sword in his office.

Conan Sword.

I think this is officially the most badass thing ever. Via the awesome Topless Robot, apparently, as Conan is wont to do, Mr. Schwarzenegger has run California into the ground. Not living there, I don’t really know exactly what’s going on, but I do know they are bankrupt. Doesn’t matter, if California decides to overthrow him, at least now they should think twice considering what he has in his office.