Praise be! After decades in darkness, our savior has returned to show us light! Though we may have gone astray, mutantkind’s original savior has not forsaken us. Nate Grey, the X-Man, has left the X-Men slain and created for us a paradise. Utopia can finally be shared among the chosen. Step warmly into the waiting arms of our salvation. Rejoice, rejoice!
For the unsaved among us, the return of those accursed Uncanny X-Men brought with it a maelstrom of trouble for our beloved savior. All He wanted to do was take out the 616’s systems of religious power and usher in a new age of nirvana as only He could.
Keeping details scant for those that want to read Uncanny X-Men #1’s 1-10 for themselves, the end of the “Disassembled” storyline saw most of the major X-Men absorbed into a heavenly equivalent to the fabled Age of Apocalypse, from which our savior only just escaped. With the likes of Cyclops, Wolverine, and a few others left behind on Earth, we have entered a true age of enlightenment: The Age of X-Man.
Graciously, X-Man renders unto us a bounty of new comic titles. Each is a five issue feast, exploring the many wonderful gifts of our Lord. While the Uncanny X-Men will continue unabated, our cup runneth over with His glory.
-The Marvelous X-Men explore our world’s most perfect squad of crime fighters.
-The Amazing Nightcrawler follows the Tinseltown adventures of our (second) most popular mutant.
-The X-Tremists put us side by side with the dirty work undertaken to keep our Utopia such.
-Next Gen settles us in with the youngest class of students.
-Prisoner X shows us those who defy X-Man’s vision.
-Apocalypse and the X-Tracts follows that traitor En Saba Nur and his cull of disobedient revolutionary pharisees.
Dawn breaks this week with Age of X-Man: Alpha #1, the kick off of this whole incredible storyline. Bask in the warm love of our humble X-Man and be glad!
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